Friend Said to Me
Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai, Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha: Mere Paas.
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Cheeni Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 565 views
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