Ek pathan kafi dair se

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh rha tha, Wife ne tung a kr pocha:

Kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan bola:

.EXPIRY DATE” dhoond raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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