aap cigarette mat piya karo
Patni: aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai.
pati ne cigarette pina chhod diya.
Patni: aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo daant kharab ho jayenge
pati: ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya.
Patni: aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye
pati ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di.
Patni: aap apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aise.
pati ne apne baal thik kar liye
@…2 saal baad…@
Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1040 views
Similar Jokes
Really Girls are very Smart...=P
.
Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
.
Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
.
Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
?2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi nhi, 1 ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi k heart attack aa gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Man Receives A Phone Call 4rm His Doctor
The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News Nd Some Bad News
The Man Says, “Ok, Give Me The Good News First
The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is
U Have 24 Hours To Live
The Man Replies, “Oh No! If That’s The Good News
Then What’s The Bad News?
The Doctor Says, “The Bad News Iz
I 4rgot To Call U Yesterday.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Gahr Sa Nikla Aur Samne Dakha K Ek Kelay Ka Chilka Para Hoa Tha!
Sardar: O Mereya Ruba (Aj Fair Phisalna Pawayga)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.
After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe.
Aare Jiske Piche
11 Ladke Underwear Pehen Ke
Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi
Hogi Na
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?
Banta:
I Do Not Know
It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?
Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fizawon mai goonj rahi hai awazien RATTAY marny ki FARAZ
.
.
Lagta hai NALAYAQON ke Exam hone waly hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)