Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se
Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CH0R DIA KARTAY THAY. ;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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