14 injection
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka
kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14
injection lagane ka.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 859 views
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