Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya

Maa: woh kaisay ?

Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 848 views

kanjos or us ka larka

Ek Kanjoos Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend
Ke Sath Bahar Ghum Ke Ghar Vapis
Aaya To Kanjoos Baap Ne Poocha :-
Kanjoos Baap :kitne Paise Kharche ?
Beta : 50
Kanjoos Baap : (in Anger) 50 Rs Beta : Papa Kya Karta Uske Pass 50
Hi The

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Padri nay bachay say poocha.

Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?

Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.

Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.

Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Circuit: Bhai bole tu idhar aane ko kya bolnay ka?

Circuit: Bhai bole tu idhar aane ko kya bolnay ka?
Munna: Come Here.
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaane ko kya bolthay ka?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

See My Leg & Tell My Name

Sardar In Bio Practical Exam

Examinar:
See Bird’s Leg & Tell Me Its Name

Sardar:
I Don’t Know

Examinar:
U’ve Failed.What’s Ur Name?

Sardar:
See My Leg & Tell My Name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)