msg krain gay bari bari
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 525 views
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GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
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