Samoso or pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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SHADI SE PEHLE

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pati Ko Saza Kaise Di Jaye

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne

Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai,
Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar Wo Apni Maan Ko Phone Karti Hai,

Ladki: “Maan, Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gaya, Main Do Hafte Ke Liye Milne Aa Rahi Hoon”
Maan Bhi Bahut Shatir Dimaag Ki Thi Boli,

Maan: “Beti Use Sukh Nahi Saja Milani Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Main Do Mahine Ke Liye Aa Rahi Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aur yaad aa jati hai

Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Ki
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Honay wali
Bahao…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai


Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR

Santa:Jab Me School Padta Tha Tab
Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR Ban K Gaya Tha
2nd Prize Mila Tha

Banta: Abe Tu Aise Gaya Hota To 1st Milta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai

Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.

Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”

Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”

Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 patan ko gadhay ne laat maari

1 patan ko gadhay ne laat maari
pathan ko boht ghussa aaya wo utha or gadhay ko 4
– 5 laaten maar kar bola:
tu kia samjhta hay mein tujh se kam hun.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
precious time

Waqt Zaya Na Karo.

Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.

Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:

"Bus Ek Minute"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
I am not feeling well

Im not feeling well..

Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..

Husband: Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??

Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??
Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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