Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai
Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views
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