Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1105 views

Station jane k kitne paise logay

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bari moochon wala

Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se milunga

Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !

Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.

Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye

Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas band kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Making Improvements

Making Improvements “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes.” “Did he make me?” “Yes.” “I guess He’s doing better work now.” ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 engg. students padhaai kar rhe the

2 engg. students padhaai kar rhe the..
1ST- "Kya time ho gya re..??"
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2re ne, jawaab dene k bajaay saamne waale ghar pe ek patthar maara..
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Ek budhiya tilmilaate huye baahar niklee, aur boli-
"Kameeno, ab to so jaao, RAAT K 3 BAJE HAI.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)