20 anniversary
On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..
Wife: What r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date
Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles ”Yes” Husband sighs n says: Ahh! i would’ve been free today!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 755 views
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