Sindhi And His Car
A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting next to him and exclaims, "My Mercedes! ... My mercedes! ... My mercedes!"
His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. All you're worried about is material things. You never even noticed that your arm is gone!"
To which the Sindhi cries, "My Rollex! ... My Rollex! ... My Rollex!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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