Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?
Pupil: I did; I shook my head.
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling
from here, do you?!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 829 views

Ab to is darr se .....

'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae....:'

by Zain Raza (few years ago!)

Husband: Janu ek kiss kar lu

Husband: Janu ek kiss kar lu..??

Wife: nahi..

Husband: Saree la dunga..

Wife: Bilkul nahi..

Husband: Jwellery la dunga..

Wife: Ek bar bola na, nahi,,

Pass mei soya hua Beta bola: "Meri le lo,, Cycle la dena":D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?

Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boy friend before marriage?

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
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Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek chooha

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)