Student
Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
.
Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 950 views
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