A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views

ry karo ke umar qaid ho

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni

Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya

Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola

Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sharati bacha

Larka aur larki 2no hath me hath dal kar ja rahe the

aik sharati bacha aya aur us ne kaha:bhaiya kal wali didi ziyada mast thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!

Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?

Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)