A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne Ke Bad Bola.

Banta: “Yaar Main To Ghar Chala, Aaj TV Pe 40 Feet Ka Saamp Dikhane Wale Hai, Maja Aa Jayega Dekh Ke”

Santa Udas Hote Hue: “Haan Yaar Maja To Aayega, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”

Banta: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Kya Karu Mera TV To Sirf 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Tumhari Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dus Bees Laddu

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???

Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!

Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BV ka shikwa

BV ka shikwa:

pehly wo mujhy "BE-PANAAH" Chahta Tha..

Lekin Ab Sirf,
"PANAH" Chahta Hay..!!:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)