Dost
Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha
tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use
Chuhe Mar
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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apne
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k
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Miss: wo q.
Bacha:Take wo
hamari
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hai.
Bacha:
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are oh sahab ji..
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Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..
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mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye
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