Wife husband se
Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per?
Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye!
Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avajme kiyu?
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Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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