Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar MarteHai..
Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte
Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
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But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab...>=) :p =)) =D X_X B-)
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 702 views
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