Buhat rat ho gai
santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.
Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 390 views
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"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
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wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
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Toy Train se khel rha
tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai
utr jao..."
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Uske BAAP ne uski train
rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
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Bachha thodi der ro k
chup ho gaya aurfir
shuru ho gaya,
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"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
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Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki.;K mat kar mera pecha ik din tu pachtay ga…
Colg k bahr aloo choolay ki shop lagay ga…
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Larka.;- tu mat thokra mere peyar ko.
Ik din pachtay gi..
Usski alooo choolay ki shop pe bartan saaf karti nazar ay gi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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aae dost
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