Hum To BadnaSeeb Hai

1 Mast SHair Arz Hai
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Hum To BadnaSeeb Hai K TarSay TEri Aik Deed ko
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Hum Se aCHa To Bathr0oM Ka Lota Hai Jo Dekhay TEri Har CHEz Ko

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 965 views
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