A Man Jumped In Water

A Man Jumped In Water & Didn't Come Out..
Another Man Jumped In & Didn't Come Out..

A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That.

."Human Being Is Soluble In Water"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 747 views
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