MODERN BEIZZATI…Boy:
I Luv UGirl:

Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kya?
Boy:

Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Pas Aaya
Warna KATRINA KAIF K Pas Na Jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views

Tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?

Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?

Banta: maine galti se use bola tha
ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paisa Itna Diya Aur Kamra Itna Chota

Ek Baar Ek Khan Hotel Mein Room Book Karwa Raha Hota Hai,

Aur Receptionist Waiter Ko Khan Ke Kamare Tak Pahunchane Ke Liye Kehti Hai, Waiter Khan Ko Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

Waiter: “Chalo Ander”

Khan: “Oye Hum Is Kamre Mein Nahi Rahga, Humko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Paisa Itna Diya Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa”

Waiter: “Abe Gadhe Ki Aulad, Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Went To International Cooking Contest

Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho
Sonu- ULLU

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Today,Santa Was Lying OnBeach

Today,Santa Was Lying OnBeach,
Amrican:R U Relaxing?

Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh
&

Left Tht Place In Anger.
Then Santa Asks 1 American,
R U Relaxing?
American:Yes

Santa Slaps Him & Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada hai nalayakkk

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se

Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se bola-aapne bandaro ke trak ko yahan se jate huye dekha hai kya..

Admi-aap usme se gire hai kya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)