MODERN BEIZZATI…Boy:
I Luv UGirl:

Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kya?
Boy:

Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Pas Aaya
Warna KATRINA KAIF K Pas Na Jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi
Ko Chom Rha Hai
Kyun?
Kanjos: Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BEBAS MOMENT

BEBAS MOMENTSmile

When a small kid hits you again and again without any reason in front of his mom :> & you can't do anything but smile and say

"beta NAHIIIII" Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me Haji bi hun

Admi namaz par raha tha or dosra us ky bare me kisi ko bta raha k ye bara namazi or neak banda hai.
Admi namaz tor kar bola:mene haj bi kia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)