1 Amma Bus Conductar ko
1 Amma
Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.
Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?
Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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