I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1064 views

Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

2 admi motor cycle par pankha

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,

Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,

bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Best way to purpose

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,

Say her to sit in a boat.

Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me
or Leave My Boat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya

'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na
chor jae....:'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.

Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.

Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)