Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi Ki Rasm Ka Pura Maja Le Rahi Thhi.

1st Sali: “Jiju, Main To 1100 Lungi”

2nd Sali: “Main 2100 Lungi”

Piche Santa Betha Ye Dekh Raha Thha, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.

Santa: “Arrey, Meri Maano To Nokia 2310 Lelo Usmein FM Bhi Hota Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views

Upset is unhealthy

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nani (to a kid)

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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. . Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila. :-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Dedicated to Pakistan

Tumhain ye gila hai jaana k mizaaj Q hai barham…
Kaho kaisy muskuraon Mera Shehr jal raha hai.!!!
Dedicated to My beloved country ===Pakistan===

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)