A Family Saw
A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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daughter-in-law
I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.
Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.
My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.
And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.
Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?
Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!'Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hy
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Socho
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Socho
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Sochooo
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Nahi pata?
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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kar raha hy:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A: Just look at that young person with the short
hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beti:Maa GAON me Bolywod wale aye hay Maa:andar aja inki niyat bOht kharab hoti ha Beti:Maa Imran Hashmi b Aya ha Maa:Haye Allah,Khoti nu v andar kr le.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!
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Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje
Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya
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