Husband: begum khana tayar
Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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