LADKi waLe PANDiT ko
LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.
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