Do u know English

Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG
PANCHAMI?
Banta: So Simple Yaar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1162 views
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