1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi
1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya
2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..
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