Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 966 views

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke sath ghumte dekh liya.

Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar diya.

Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..

Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta hai

bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha

Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha to uske dost ne pucha kya hua.

ladka:yaar mere papa ne muje mara dost:kyo

ladka:maine to sirf yahi kha kamieny film dekhne chale papa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain
right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)