Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Doctor:Shadi Karlo

Man:Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi

Doctor:Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views

Aajkal Kya Cheez Nahi Mill Sakti?

Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Puchha Ki Baba Aaj Ke Jamane Mein Kya Cheez Nahi Milti Hai.

Baba Ji Muskura Ke Bole, Kismat Walo Ko Hi Milti Hai Ye Do Cheeze

Jungle Mein Ghumta Hua Safed Hathi

Bina Affair Wala Jeevansathi
So Dosto Zara Sambhal Ke Jeevan Sathi Ko Dhundna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?

Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karteho.

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karteho..?Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaahhi nahi

Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)