Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Doctor:Shadi Karlo

Man:Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi

Doctor:Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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