English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi
Maa Ne Pappu Ke Jyada T.V. Dekhne Se Ek Din Pareshan Aakar Usko Bola
Maa: “Tu Hamesha Tv Kyun Dekhta Rehta Hai ?”
Pappu Haste Hue Bola: “To Kya Fridge Dekhu?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1361 views
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