Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se puchh le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Mam-Hanuman kiska chora tha?

In HARYANA:Mam-Hanuman kiska chora tha?
Stdnt-Jaat ka
Mam-Wo kaise?
Stdnt-Uske kaam jatto aale the,ladai kise ki thi, lugai kise ki, pucchad apni fukwai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sale badhane ka naya tarika

Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.

"Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The outer part of a tree

A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?'

I don't know, sir,' said Brian.

Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.

OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)