Shaadi
Husband: What’s Hypnotism?
Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.
Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p
by lescol (few years ago!) / 730 views
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