Little johny
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just
before she dismissed them to go to church, “and
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not
disturb people while sleeping.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1086 views
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