Gangster’s son failed his examination
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1071 views
Similar Jokes
jo chabaye chewing gum
wo hai total paani kum
jis mein nahi hai dum
wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,
Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,
Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,
Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,
Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar In Computer Exam
Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
.
.
Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy-Whats is d Differance between Personal & Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret
by Raju (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti?”
Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”
Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”
Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”
Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Robber: Give me your money
Man: Sir, I'm a congressman
Robber:OK then give me MY money!!
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
"Bus Ek Minute Aur" :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Advertisement
Sardar went to a mirror shop
Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,
May I help you
Sardar: I want a very strong mirror.
Shop keeper: Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000
Sardar: Is it really that strong
Shop keeper: Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir
Sardar: Wah bahuth badiya hai
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)