ammi kaha ja rehien hain

muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,

Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,

Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,

Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,

Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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