ammi kaha ja rehien hain
muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,
Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,
Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,
Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,
Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1155 views
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Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Husband:
Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai
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