football stadium..
Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni
gol Krenge?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1770 views
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