Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
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Lalu:Na!
Obama:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr
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Lalu:Tumko ata Hai?
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Obama:Ya! Lalu:Sasura fir tohre aur kutte me frk kya h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views

1 suta mujhy b lagwa do

Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun

Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun

admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A lady broke a signal..

A lady broke a signal..

Police man : Hey !! Stop the car.. lady!

Lady : Please let me go, I am a teacher..

Police man:
Hurrah, I've waited for this moment all my life !

Now write

"I WILL NEVER BREAK A SIGNAL"

500 times :D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ajnabi se Baat

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati Duniya Ki Sabse Achhi Cheez Hai?

Do Ladies Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Hoti Hai.

1st Lady: “Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemaal Karti Ho?”

2nd Lady: “Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achhi Koi Cheez Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)