life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal CARTOON b nahi haste

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1328 views

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,

Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa bhai jaldi jao tumhare

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)