1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
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enu goli kut k deni aa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 849 views

pathan fractured!

Pathan 2 Doctor:
Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

Doctor:
Suggested Full Body XRay
When He Checked XRay ,
He Found Frecture In His Ungli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Funny

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro


Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Boy: yar tu ne us larki k liye cigrate chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: jua bhi chor dya?

Friend: han.

Boy: abay tu us se shadi kyun nahi ki?

Friend: yar itna sudhar giya tha k us se achi mil gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai,
TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sis 2 bro

Sis 2 bro :"What are you giving2 Grand ma on her
b'day
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Bro :"A Football
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Sis :"But Grand ma kaha kehlti hai
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Bro :"Meri b'day per unho ne
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Bhagvat Gita diya tha uska kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)