1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
.
.
enu goli kut k deni aa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 923 views

Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se

1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?

Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??

Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”

Doosra mehmaan bola: Meri biwi hey

Pehley ney foran baat palti or bola: Asal mein qasoor ganey wali ka nahi, gana hi itna bakwaas hey. Pata nahi kis fazool shakhs ney likha hey.

Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.

Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.

Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yaar mangu bahut der se

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so ja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)