A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views

Sone K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Goal Isme Nhi Cricket Mein Hota Hai

2 Sardar Watchng Match Whem Dhoni Hits A Bndary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar Hi Rhega
Goal Isme Nhi Cricket Mein Hota Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DESI bhi chalti hai

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

Long drive pe

Girl:hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Boy:long drive pe
girl:woow pehlay kiun nai btaya
boy:mujhe bi abi pata chala hai.
Girl:wo kaise?
Boy:break nai lag rahi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Man 2 pretty girl in market:

Man 2 pretty girl in market: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl: Why?

Man: B’Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)