Reverse Lelo
Taxi Driver: Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti
Sardar:Koi Baat Nahi
Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalte Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni
chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
While Driving Down The Road The Motorist
While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.
kiya wo phat gaya tha?
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Aik admi apni bewi ki qabar par kara zor zor se panka chala rahata aour rorahatha. Kisi na kaha itni mohabat. Bola ke marna wali kehkay gaye the ki meri qabar ki miti khoshk honai se pehle doosri shadi nahi karna. Kon kambakht har roz qabar par do balti pani dal kar chala jata hai.
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Walking At Night…
Saamne Gober Para Tha..
Sardar Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Daal Kar Chakha Or Bola: Oh Ye To Gobar Ha.. Shukar Hai Mera Pair Nahi Para..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lrka: Meri os jgah
hath lagao jahan
haddi na ho
Lrki
muskratey huey:
Chal phir nikal
bahir,
pakron
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zubaan ko
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Railway Station pe shohar Bv ko leny gaya
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