Phatan ka Interview
Pathan:
Mobilink compny me job lenay geya
Pehlay hi sawal k jawab par
use mar mar kr bhaga dia geya
Swal tha:
Sab sy mashoor Network kis ka hay?
Pthan:
AL-QaiDa ka
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