Sardar pizza lene aik pizza shop pe geya
Shop wala:
-”sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?”
Sardar:-
4 kar de yar Pata nai 8 khadey v jandey ne k nai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views

1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh

1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh Khushiyan kiya hoti hein?

Doosra Bacha: Pata nahin Bhai main tou Paidah hi Z@rdari ke daur mein howa hoon...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A punjabi women in London,

A punjabi women in London,

Telling 2 english doctor about her baby’s illness. . .

Doctor My baby is ill 1week da,

Na eat da na sleep da,

Bus weep da e weep da

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Billi ghar pahaunch gai?

Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Girl Checks Her Weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight And The Machine Display 56kg .
After Removes Sandal = 54
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)