Bahadar Sardar
1 sardar rail ki patriper so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kyakar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper sehawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 912 views
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Abba G Kal Humare Gahr Sa Ek Banda Kam Ho Jayega,
Dosray Din Kya Hoa Larki Ghar Sa Bhag Gai
Sardar G: Larki Na Kam Tu Acha Ni Kiya Lakin Larki Thi Tu Najomi.
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye
Salesman plain me dikhau?
Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladka :Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khwabo Mein, jazbatoo'n Mein Rehti Ho...
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Ladki: Bhai Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakoof Banaya Hai, Main to
Islamabad Mein Rehti Hoon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."
"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."
"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."
"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.
Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”
Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Girl: I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me.
Boy: Ok, then lets start with kisses...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)