Banta sent sms to Santa
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha, padhne wala mahan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 616 views
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but the
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