Please call my husband in
Lady patient: Please call my husband in
Doctor: Trust me i’m gentleman.
The lady: Sorry dr don’t you but your nurse sitting sitting alone and my husband is not gentleman.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 804 views
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