Lady patient: Please call my husband in
Doctor: Trust me i’m gentleman.
The lady: Sorry dr don’t you but your nurse sitting sitting alone and my husband is not gentleman.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 783 views

2 Cheeje kismat walo ko

2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai
1- Without Boyfrnd wali acchi
Patni...!
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2- samose ke sath xtra chatni:-p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naswar

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano
ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Badshah Ny AiLan Kia

1 Badshah Ny AiLan Kia K Mery Mulk Main Jo Bahadur Our Janbaz Log Hain Wo Darbar Main Hazir Ho, Inaam Mile Ga.
Bohat Ziada Log Aa Gaye.
Badsha Ny Hukum Diya K In Par Shair Chor Do.
Ye Sun Kar Sary Bag Gaye.
1 Banda Khara Raha.
Badsha Ny Kaha, Mery Mulk Main Sirf 1 Banda Bahadur Ha.
Agay Aao Tumhain Inam Doo.
Wo Banda Bola: Badsha Salamat,
Ap Ko Khud Chal Kar Mery Pass Ana Hoga,
Meri Tatti Nikal Gaye Ha :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Student

1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy

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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

wife said to her husband

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)