Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas
Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 829 views

Ustad d bisti!

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Which is more important

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train
T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’

Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’

T.T:
‘Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri applied for aey?? ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?

Shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?

Biwi (khushi se): haan haan mujhe yaad hai :)

Shohar: mei us k saath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao

Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)