Hotel's food

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas
Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 919 views
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